SPECTER: First, let me congratulate you on your distinguished record and nomination to the Supreme Court, and welcome you and your family to this hearing, Devil.
LUCIFER: Thank you.
SPECTER: I'll begin the questioning. Through no fault of your own, Devil, you find yourself in the midst of one of the most significant national debates in modern constitutional history. But let's put that aside. Do you think Roe is a super precedent?
LUCIFER: It is a precedent of the Court, and subject to stare decisis, which I will ignore, being the Devil.
SPECTER: And wouldn't you say, having been upheld 38 times by the Court, that Roe holds special weight?
LUCIFER: Whatever. I'm the Devil. I'll do what I want.
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